Eggplant
Love,
I feel like... watermelon.
I expected eggplant. I fainted.
When I returned from nowhere she was sitting on a watermelon,
watching me pensively.
It was a cut watermelon, red upwards, seeds all over... she was naked.
Of course naked,
who in her right mind would have sat dressed on a cut watermelon.
Come to think of it,
who in her right mind would have sat on a cut watermelon at all?
What happened, love?
You asked for a watermelon.
What did you expect? An eggplant maybe?
Well, a watermelon is big... I stuttered... and... and I thought...
Oh, no, love, you didn’t think...
and she laughed and she laughed and she laughed...
I wasn’t yet reassured, looking around with glints of terror in my eyes.
What are you looking for, love?
The other half, the one you are not sitting on.
Oh, no, love, you don’t think...
and she laughed and she laughed and she laughed...
OK, she may have laughed all she wanted,
I went around the room, looked in drawers, inside the doll house,
under the table cloth,
even turned the garbage bin upside down,
I didn’t find the other half making my suspicions darker as I kept trying and failing.
You really want to make sure?...
The mischief in her voice was second only to the mischief in her eyes
and her thighs started opening,
slightly at first.
Did you try the... fridge?
It was the last chance.
It was there. Ripe, red, juicy.
I turned around to face her, angry.
The anger melted faster than it built up. I was in the domain of negative anger.
Some call it the domain of... crave.
She was standing, her back towards me,
red juice dripping from the glory of flesh, some black seeds stuck here and there...
Love?
As I was beyond any answering capacity she continued.
Love, I am all sticky, and wet. Do you mind cleaning me?
I started stumbling towards the bathroom.
Love?
I was still way beyond the same answering capacity.
If I was a cat, I would have licked myself clean.
Unfortunately I am not. Would you... mind?
She told me that it took me exactly thirty six minutes and two seconds to unfaint.
She waited.
Patiently.
Finally, obediently, I crawled over and started licking clean all contaminated areas.
Then, quite naturally, I continued to the non-contaminated areas,
then even inside some of the adjacent non-contaminated areas,
watermelons flavors changing to...
Other flavors?... she tried to help me out, failing of course.
It was not flavors I had on my tongue by then.
It was pure fire.
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