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Have you ever had the urge to up yours to someone that was bullying you verbally and publicly? You sure had it, you sure will have it in the future.

OK, friend, I have some ready made answers for you. Of course, if your bully-party is just that, a bull, a moron, an ox (male or female) - it will fall on deaf ears. You have to hope for intelligence as part of the other party's attributes, for these to register. And if not with them then at least with the rest of the audience.

Small word of warning though: if the bull is both intelligent AND strong, just say and... run. You see, you can use the below at your risks and perils, no guarantee for your later physical integrity promised here. You have been thus dully both served AND warned :) .